christopher-whitelaw:

sittingonalog:

… watch your back in theater 9 Mr. Peabody

u walk in the theater and the lights dim, frozen comes on screen, u sit through the movie, it was so good, u get up to leave but the lights have not risen, frozen is starting over on the screen, u briskly make your way to the exit and the attendant shoves you back inside the theater, don’t you wanna see your movie? he says, you claw at the door as frozen repeats over and over again behind you, elsa telling you to just let it go, your tears turn into tiny snowflakes, on the 3rd day people are eating the theater cushions, you have given up any hope of escape, you sing along quietly for the 43rd time, let it go..let it goo…

christopher-whitelaw:

sittingonalog:

… watch your back in theater 9 Mr. Peabody

u walk in the theater and the lights dim, frozen comes on screen, u sit through the movie, it was so good, u get up to leave but the lights have not risen, frozen is starting over on the screen, u briskly make your way to the exit and the attendant shoves you back inside the theater, don’t you wanna see your movie? he says, you claw at the door as frozen repeats over and over again behind you, elsa telling you to just let it go, your tears turn into tiny snowflakes, on the 3rd day people are eating the theater cushions, you have given up any hope of escape, you sing along quietly for the 43rd time, let it go..let it goo…

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pinkgills:

the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze

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chocorum:

neurocyte:

world record for most cans opened in 3 seconds

the precision

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demifukawa:

that one mutual u check for every time u lose a follower

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vanillish:

when your friends successful post appears on your dashimage

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xI can see you reblogging this
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george-the-slut:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS

george-the-slut:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS

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xit's mesmerizing

dumpsterfetus:

stop being rude and start being nude

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xI read this like 3 times as stop being rude and start being rude
johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

pikanan:

florawrsaurus:

adamspong:

florawrsaurus:

science side of tumblr? explain?

levitate egg sackiatoo

yeah okay thanks hp fandom

the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.

Thank you science side

johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

pikanan:

florawrsaurus:

adamspong:

florawrsaurus:

science side of tumblr? explain?

levitate egg sackiatoo

yeah okay thanks hp fandom

the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.

Thank you science side

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xooo

terrible-brain-sucker-of-london:

so you know how china taps on her tattoos in diff patterns to make diff stuff happen what would go down if she did the macarena  

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xshit xskulduggery pleasant

OH FUCK BET ON IT IS SO GOOD

posted 1 hour ago @ 19 Apr 2014
xHSM xwisdom of the pash

foolishvessel:

I’m still really upset from that one time I found that SkulduggeryXHitler fanfic

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xskulduggery pleasant xI'm laughing so hard I need to see this why

stiles stilinski meme
[3/4] outfits 
galvanize

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